Children. Young ones. Generally aged from babies to preschool. Often birthed by people trying to fill a void in their own lives.
Often referrs to well off families who treat their young children as an accessory, dressing them as if they were a cooler smaller version of themselves. Most upsettingly this often involves putting them in crocs, clothes from H&M and GAP.
They regularly have a look in their eyes which is passive yet self absorbed. A bit like a fat sleepy zombie.
Easily entertained, easily annoyed, irritating.
Nevermind all this CO2 and carbon neutral stuff, people just need to stop having so many damn sprogs.
I would have invited Rebecca, but since she's become a mother, all she ever talks about is her fucking sprog.
~Kelly had ANOTHER child last month,
#wait, does that mean she's got six sprogs now?
>That's way too many sprogs.
~I don't want any sprogs until I'm at least thirty.