Spank it bloody

An aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.

Jim: Sorry you couldn't hook up tonight at the club. Hang in there man you'll get past this dry spell.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.

Spank it bloody by Tdwg February 21, 2009

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spank-it-ass

Adj. describes someting that is so stupid the only thing to save the situation is to say the statement below.

That's some spank-It-ASS SHIT!!

spank-it-ass by JTMarasmus January 30, 2004

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Spank it with a little heat

To add a little heat, a quick burst of heat used to raise the temperature of something.

Spank it with a little heat, spank that Chocolate cookie with a little bit of heat, before you dunk it in milk.

Spank it with a little heat by Goodergrammar May 24, 2022

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spank it like a pomegranate

to spank something in a similar way in which you would spank a pomegranate as to gain easy access to de-seeding said pomegranate.

idiom; simile; figurative language.

origin: unknown

"Jesus, that is one massive ass. Spank it like a pomegranate."

spank it like a pomegranate by yawnses... January 10, 2026