by tim October 22, 2003
Get the sockmug. I put my socks on in the morning. It is important to wear socks because if you don't your feet will smell the next day.
by froggy01 May 15, 2011
Get the sockmug. by mathteach77 April 9, 2006
Get the sockmug. Title of a hard-hitting, original crime novel by Penn Jillette (the louder, bigger half of the magic/comedy team of Penn & Teller), containing raw, realistic imagery that remains burned in one's mind long after mere disturbing dreams have been forgotten.
by Rachaelle July 22, 2004
Get the sockmug. 1. A garment worn on the foot.
2. A temporary device for contraceptive purposes.
3. someting u use if you want to keeep your bed clean.
2. A temporary device for contraceptive purposes.
3. someting u use if you want to keeep your bed clean.
1. Mum , whares my sock.
2. No, use contraceptives
ok, ill use a sock
3. Mum, im using a sock, you dont have to clean the sheets.
2. No, use contraceptives
ok, ill use a sock
3. Mum, im using a sock, you dont have to clean the sheets.
by captain will October 29, 2005
Get the sockmug. Hey hoe, sock me.
Rick "wow, nicco and jake are gross."
Alfredo "why's that?"
Rick "they always sock each other."
Alfredo " that's pretty gay."
Rick "wow, nicco and jake are gross."
Alfredo "why's that?"
Rick "they always sock each other."
Alfredo " that's pretty gay."
by Afeo July 16, 2010
Get the sockmug. A name given to an uncircumcised guy's penis. Or simply just a name given to a guy who has an uncircumcised penis. Used as the opposite of helmet, i.e. a circumcised guy's penis.
This of course came about due to the obvious visual differences, i.e. a circumcised penis could appear to be wearing a helmet, whereas the extra skin on an uncircumcised penis kinda looks like a sock.
This of course came about due to the obvious visual differences, i.e. a circumcised penis could appear to be wearing a helmet, whereas the extra skin on an uncircumcised penis kinda looks like a sock.
Curious Dude: "Hey man, question. Are you a helmet or a sock?"
Jewish Dude: "Holy crap, man, for the last time: I'm Jewish! Think about it."
Curious/Confused Dude: "What the hell, man? What's Judaism got to do with your package?"
Exasperated/Jewish Dude: "Oy!"
Jewish Dude: "Holy crap, man, for the last time: I'm Jewish! Think about it."
Curious/Confused Dude: "What the hell, man? What's Judaism got to do with your package?"
Exasperated/Jewish Dude: "Oy!"
by Yorko February 26, 2008
Get the sockmug.