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dry smash her shit box

Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s

: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal
Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."

"dry smash her shit box

And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.
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box office smash 

When you take a shit so massive the toilet gets blocked.

Originating from 'box' being used to describe a toilet - ie shit box.
Jethro: Wow dad I can smell that from my bedroom!
Dad: Right on Jethro, I just did a box office smash!
box office smash by gold member October 4, 2005

stash box 

a small tin used to store marijuana usualy with a colourfull design on the box, or somthing that will not rais suspicion to the contents of said box. stash boxes can be anything from mint tins, toa wood leaf shaped box.
shit boy, my mom found my stash box... now i got no chron for the later times. haha she thought it was candy.
stash box by spence July 8, 2006

stash box 

Place to keep yer drugs, gats and personal addy book.
I blasted that bitch with the mac in my stash box.
stash box by zizi October 17, 2003
Term used to describe a lift that has been urinated in.
'man, this smells like a slash box'
slash box by bobbyp_55 March 5, 2008

stash box 

cardboard box used to stash away your porno
I need to let one go, wheres your stash box?
stash box by alt coder October 28, 2005
A bachelor apartment utilized for fucking girls silly! Applies even more so to a studio apartment.
Yeah man last night I met this chick and I had get that ass. I brought her back to my smashbox and laid the pussy to rest.
Smashbox by Panama_Kid August 22, 2012