sloading

When something loads very slowly.

"My computer is sloading! For fuck's sake!

by alfredopunkin June 28, 2013

Sloading

Slow loading; Taking a while to buffer.

Yona Put on a movie on Netflix!

Raff Okay will do, mkayy

Yona What's taking so long?!?!?!?!

Raff Its buffering forever, it must be sloading :(

by Rafael Azari 305 November 7, 2012

sloading

When you have limited bandwidth and your internet is slow, the page is taking long to load.

"My internet sucks, It's sloading!"

by NoSteff August 30, 2013

sloading

A page or video loading at a exasperatingly slow rate.

Dude I got this really cool site to show you. Aw dammit this thing is sloading.

by atgtatooo October 8, 2010

Sloading

When a video on YouTube (or anything else) is loading really slowly.

Caesar: Hey, are we going to watch this video or what?
Fabio: Sorry dude, it's still sloading.

by Commodore Snarky February 8, 2011

Sloaded

The point between being heavily buzzed and too full-on drunk/stoned/high to do anything, so you can't really do much but you're aware of your state. Usually associated with lazy drunks.

No, I can't go bowling tonight because I'm too sloaded to get off the couch.

I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.

by Camel Feet March 8, 2011

Sloaded

An intense level of intoxication, only reached during weekends after a long week at a strict prep school, preferably a catholic high school. Not properly explained via words, this state of being can only be truly comprehended if experienced.

Priest: "So what are you boys doing this weekend, getting sloaded?"

Students: "... what does sloaded mean?"

Priest: "Its when you get so loaded, you can't say sloaded!"

by Aladdin...BITCH! November 9, 2010