Sloath

You loath them. They want you. But who ends up dead? You.

You know the rape sloth meme? Well that is what a sloath is, only 69 times scarier. They kill you in your sleep. They kill you in your sleep. They have a thirst for blood. They can also travel at speeds of 69 mph. There is no running- they are faster. There is no hiding- they will find you. Just pray that they will be merciful and end your life quickly.

Jenna woke up when she heard a thud. She rubbed her eyes and looked at her door, now wide open. She saw a shape slowly approaching her, its murderous red eyes gleaming in the darkness. She saw the sloath slinking towards her and just had time to scream...... before everything went dark.

No one has ever heard from Jenna again.

Sloath by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014

scoady 

A person or object that is so ugly that brings tears to your eyes or contemplate suicide when looking in that direction

See that scoady lookin' broad at the bar? She's uglier than a mud fence

scoady by Jabroney07 November 30, 2014

Slader 

1. Noun: An online homework answer website that has saved many, many lives and future careers.
2. Verb: The act of copying down entire homework assignments off of www.slader.com

1. You can simply forward my high school diploma to www.slader.com cause that is the only reason I graduated.

2. There is so much fucktion going on in tonights calculus homework, and I need to eat, watch a season of the league, work one out, and then get drunk...so it looks like I will slader the assignment on the way to school in the morning.

Slader by bangbangnibba January 5, 2017

Sloach 

The feeling when one has stepped off the coach with an absolute rod on

I stepped off the coach and possessed the sloach

Sloach by Sloach master August 6, 2020

sloading 

slowly loading webpage

Man, facebook is sloading; I've been waiting 5 minutes to see her full body shot.

sloading by fx422 October 20, 2008

Shload 

An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.

"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."

Shload by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009

Sloane Momsen 

1.) The girl dreaming is sugarplums in How The Grinch Stole Christmas and starred in We Were Soldiers and Law & Order alongside her older sister Taylor Momsen. She is not currently acting (2011) but goes to school and is living in Maryland with her parents; Michael and Colette.

Person 1: Hey, who is Taylor Momsen's little sister?
Person 2: Oh, Taylor's little sis is Sloane Momsen.

Sloane Momsen by peaceloveeyou May 2, 2011