Mixed signals

Morgan: hi I like u and think we could work what do u think

Mollie: no sorry I like how we are now

2 days later:

Mollie: I like u but don't want a relationship rn

Morgan: ffs

Mollie likes Morgan but don't want a relationship currently sorry if this gives u mixed signals

Mixed signals by Lovesosa73 May 3, 2022

Pussy Signals

When your pussy is so scorchin hot that it radiates micro-messages through the air to the others around you.

Also, a band.

I love you for who are inside, even though I know you're just attracted by my pussy signals.

Pussy Signals by PussySignaler July 20, 2010

bio-signals 

Music made by detecting brain-waves' activity using a higly-sophisticated software that converts these 'bio-signals' and 'bio-render' them in to music according to your brain-waves' strenght. Example: if you are in a good, creative mood your theta (2-3 to 4-7 c.p.s 'cycles per second') waves which are 'slow' 3.5 to 7.0 Hz... get detected by a specially made EEG and 'play' your mood!

Bio-signals also called 'organo-lectric music', 'brain music' and are related to a weird new science Sonocytology: yeast cells that alter a digital-CD surface's groove structure by time and bio-render the music laser-burned on them into something alltogether new!

bio-signals by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

Smoke Signals 

(Commonly mistaken as a Dutch Oven however does not involve completely covering the victim)

The act of farting under a blanket while next to another person and then wafting the blanket. This causes the expelled gas to be pushed up and out of the opening blowing it in to the face of the other person. Extremely potent if multiple are saved up under the blanket.

I gave my wife smoke signals and she passed out cause I saved so many before doing it.

Smoke Signals by Saddian July 23, 2012

Shit signals

The signals that your body sends you to tell you to poop.

I was getting shit signals in the middle of the big game.

Shit signals by Jsummers33 December 23, 2016

Oh, I misinterpreted signals 

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.

Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Oh, I misinterpreted signals by Ereck Flowers March 5, 2014

gang signals 

retarded motherfuckin ebonic sign langauge

Jimmy:"Gee Timmy,these guys really are crippled"

Timmy: "Timmy"

gang signals by smoke my pole May 5, 2005