Drew Shortcut 

A shortcut that in the end proves almost no purpose. It is either so ridiculous that no one would ever use it, or it only saves a person one minute in a three hour car drive.

Dude, why did you just take that drew shortcut? It didn't save as any time.

Drew Shortcut by Xanthrun December 9, 2008

Jersey Shortcut 

Jersey Shortcut – Second man in; or to “swoop” in on a situation where your buddy has already engaged in conversation with one or more women. It is not necessarily one’s intention to distract the girl your buddy is talking to, or to “CB” him, but to engage her friend in conversation as the “ice” has already been broken by your buddy. If, in fact, the girl your buddy is talking to seems more interested in you than him, it is acceptable at this point to make a move and potentially steal the girl away.

Example:

Rob – Yo, check out those 2 broads over there… yea, the blonde has been staring me down since we walked in.

Derek – Yea? …well then make moves son!

Rob – I got this.

Rob – Hey, what’s up.. you guys know of any good bars or clubs around here?

Blonde – (Insert engaging reply here)

Derek – (Swooping in from the side to talk to her brunette friend, instantly begins kicking solid game…)

Rob – Damn.. there goes that Jersey Shortcut again!

Jersey Shortcut by Mr. NJ July 4, 2010

Alabama shortcut

Not wiping after defacating.

I was late for work and out of toilet paper. I had no time to grab a new roll so I took an Alabama Shortcut.

Alabama shortcut by Bobafet75 July 6, 2014

Hypotenuse Shortcut 

Noun

A visual used to describe an alternate route when cutting a corner in the midst of travel (usually on foot) as said traveler walks along the "hypotenuse" of a 90 degree angle turn.

Eric: How do we get to McConnell's Ice Cream Shop?
Peter: Its 3 blocks down Islay St., turn right and walk 2 blocks down De La Vina St.
Eric: Why don't we just take a hypotenuse shortcut through the back alleys to save time?
Peter: What the fuck is a hypotenuse shortcut?

Hypotenuse Shortcut by Figa Hunter November 7, 2013

one step shortcut to the lobby 

To commit suicide off of an office or hotel building. Used in Iron Man 3.

Aldrich: “Well in the first hour, I considered taking that one step shortcut to the lobby..if you know what I mean.”

one step shortcut to the lobby by IronManFan May 4, 2019

Joel's Shortcut

In math, when stuck on a problem, especially a proof in geometry (which are useless and a waste of time) the answer will always = Joel's Shortcut, the universal answer too all.

If a = b & b = c & the sum of the earth is 1, then what does FISH = ?
FISH = Joel's Shortcut of course

Joel's Shortcut by sparky winsor February 19, 2005

Runge Shortcut 

1. The way that has the best chance of seeing deer

2. The absolute longest way to where your going that will most likely make you late

3. The route you are taking when you have no idea where you are

We were an hour late because it's the middle of hunting season and John took a Runge Shortcut

Runge Shortcut by Tierd of driving November 26, 2009