pub 

A meeting place where people attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence, by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.

Red Dwarf pub scene:

Kryten : "What is this place?"

Rimmer: "Its a 'pub'."

Kryten : "'Pub'? Ah yes, A meeting place where humans attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence, by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks."

pub by Vodka Head March 29, 2005

pub 

A place where people can enjoy a night. Not only drinking and dancing, but meeting a partner is also available.

Are you boring? Why don't you go to a pub? It's really exciting!

pub by Brian Chew February 6, 2023

Pub 

A very close friend of the opposite sex, with strong emotional and spiritual ties.

I befriended my pub five years ago and no matter the distance or time between us we have always remained close friends.

Pub by Ohthewise September 28, 2013

Pub 

The place where you can drink away your problems and no-one cares. You can meet other people who have similar problems. By looking at what they are drinking, you can tell if you what their problem is. If you share the same drink then the problem is the same. Also known as the Tavern of False Happiness

Man 1: Dude, my wife just left me.
Man 2: Woah! Sorry to hear that mate. Lets go down to the Tavern of false happiness and get you a double shot of whisky.
Man 1: The pub! Good idea. That bish will not stop me being "Happy"

Pub by TheGuyWhoknowsheknowsNothing March 14, 2015

pub 

Used as a cut, usually in online computer games. Meaning "noob" or new person to game, also meaning someone who plays public and not clan honour, in reference to honour dueling.

"wow gg +1 pub, cry more plz"

pub by phr34kr August 2, 2005

pub 

After your dead from rushing, your teams still base camping..for the rest of the game.

People from Ch13 clans that get horny over pubs.

pub by infamous69 September 1, 2009

Pub 

secret way of saying 'pornhub' without other girls knowing what your on about

guy 1: what you doing later?
guy 2: im checking out if theres anything new on at pub

Pub by wheredidyouputmymango October 18, 2010