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The place where you can drink away your problems and no-one cares. You can meet other people who have similar problems. By looking at what they are drinking, you can tell if you what their problem is. If you share the same drink then the problem is the same. Also known as the Tavern of False Happiness
Man 1: Dude, my wife just left me.
Man 2: Woah! Sorry to hear that mate. Lets go down to the Tavern of false happiness and get you a double shot of whisky.
Man 1: The pub! Good idea. That bish will not stop me being "Happy"
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