Pfft. There is no pffting way you can pfft in here. If you do, you can pfft off!
by UKintel August 13, 2014

Person 1: "What did you get on your exams then, person 2?"
Person 2: "All Grade A. What about you, person 1?"
Person 3 (in background): "Pfft. I'm off to do something interesting."
Person 2: "All Grade A. What about you, person 1?"
Person 3 (in background): "Pfft. I'm off to do something interesting."
by j-a-m-ooooooo June 04, 2004

an expression of disgust, disdain or disapproval, usually uttered after someone has just told you something totally inane or uninteresting.
by John Cocktoastin January 27, 2003

by cpsister13 April 26, 2019

Something you use to impress a girl you like. You say or type pfft over and over and soon they succumb to you and then they will be your love slave.
me: "pfft". Them: "OMG I love you!"
by BlaineH May 17, 2007

by zrepl July 24, 2009

When someone asks you how you are, its the standard reply when you are annoyed/angry/upset/etc and don't want to tell them, or don't want to explain why.
by weirdo February 05, 2005
