pfft

A word overly used on Groupme by Legion UK Qonqr players, thanks to Hells.

Pfft. There is no pffting way you can pfft in here. If you do, you can pfft off!

by UKintel August 13, 2014

pfft

a noise you make when you are bored with something someone is saying

Person 1: "What did you get on your exams then, person 2?"
Person 2: "All Grade A. What about you, person 1?"
Person 3 (in background): "Pfft. I'm off to do something interesting."

by j-a-m-ooooooo June 4, 2004

pfft

an expression of disgust, disdain or disapproval, usually uttered after someone has just told you something totally inane or uninteresting.

"Hey, I'm going to vote Republican this year, isn't that cool." "Pfft!"

by John Cocktoastin January 27, 2003

pfft

exactly as it is heard. often used as sarcasm. another word/sound for ugh

“pfft, she’s so annoying, i feel so sarcastic around her”

by cpsister13 April 26, 2019

pfft

Something you use to impress a girl you like. You say or type pfft over and over and soon they succumb to you and then they will be your love slave.

me: "pfft". Them: "OMG I love you!"

by BlaineH May 4, 2007

pfft

The sound your co worker makes when he/she has no idea what he/she is talking about.

You are supposed to ship the program before saving. Pfft...

by zrepl July 24, 2009

pfft

When someone asks you how you are, its the standard reply when you are annoyed/angry/upset/etc and don't want to tell them, or don't want to explain why.

Jim: How are you?
John: pfft, you?

by weirdo February 5, 2005