A slang term describing Peter North, a famous Canadian porn star known for his massive ejaculations. Also, it can be used as a verb saying that someone got "petroed" in the face.
by Jdubbs November 19, 2006
Meth capital of the United States. Located in Tennesee. Full of inbred people who stare at cars when they drive by.
Hey wifey sis want to hang out at the wide spot in Petros, and try to get some meth before we fuck tonight?
by TeeJay8516 November 8, 2008
A chain of truck-stops owned by TA (Travel Centers of America). Open 24/7/365, these stops cater to truck drivers offering: showers, 24 hour dining, movie theaters, fast food restaurants, driver lounges, and more. Also treats their employees like shit.
by untiedsox February 11, 2011
This word is synonymously used with payche and strong man. Usually used as a name for Ethiopian males, people with this name are tall and might fly a drone over your house
Starbucks Barista: Petros your Grande vanilla bean frappe with whip cream is ready.
Petros: THANKS BRO! Time to go lift
Petros: THANKS BRO! Time to go lift
by Squuuueeeeeeeeeps January 5, 2020
Petro is a Colombian male(?) who was commonly referred as “Comandante Aureliano” in the 1980’s by an ex-terrorist organization. Petro thinks he Colombia’s messiah, but he is not more than a cheesy populist.
Gustavo Petro is a that “socialist/proggresive” cool guy who lives in the most expensive neighborhood in the Bogota suburbs, wears Ferragamo shoes, Ralph Lauren apparel, and receives money from his Gilinki’s ultra-rich banking friends. Petro also likes to receive donations in cash, specially in black plastic bags. As a true environmentalist, instead of providing his city with new garbage trucks, he preferred to purchased old recycled rusty trucks from some Florida-guy.
Petro is a candidate for the Nobel Price in Economic Science, after demonstrating (?) that increasing the money printing by the Colombian Central Bank, will also increase the income of the citizens, while no creating inflation in the process. This new monetary theory is known as MMT, or Modern Mamertus-Monetary Theory.
A Petro’s recent populist idea, is replacing millions of USD dollars of Colombian oil exports by Tourism, in the context of Covid-19. Hence, the guy is absolutely genius and should replace Elon Musk at the Tesla and Space-X boards.
He is romantic guy, and has a big heart to share with all his “mamerts”. He likes to go to the movies with Gustavo Bolivar, and do threesomes with Hollman Morris. On Monday mornings, Petro likes to be interviewed by Vicky Davila, who appears to be his enemy.
Gustavo Petro is a that “socialist/proggresive” cool guy who lives in the most expensive neighborhood in the Bogota suburbs, wears Ferragamo shoes, Ralph Lauren apparel, and receives money from his Gilinki’s ultra-rich banking friends. Petro also likes to receive donations in cash, specially in black plastic bags. As a true environmentalist, instead of providing his city with new garbage trucks, he preferred to purchased old recycled rusty trucks from some Florida-guy.
Petro is a candidate for the Nobel Price in Economic Science, after demonstrating (?) that increasing the money printing by the Colombian Central Bank, will also increase the income of the citizens, while no creating inflation in the process. This new monetary theory is known as MMT, or Modern Mamertus-Monetary Theory.
A Petro’s recent populist idea, is replacing millions of USD dollars of Colombian oil exports by Tourism, in the context of Covid-19. Hence, the guy is absolutely genius and should replace Elon Musk at the Tesla and Space-X boards.
He is romantic guy, and has a big heart to share with all his “mamerts”. He likes to go to the movies with Gustavo Bolivar, and do threesomes with Hollman Morris. On Monday mornings, Petro likes to be interviewed by Vicky Davila, who appears to be his enemy.
“Petro is pursued by Colombian mafias, and the establishment”
“Petro will defeat the Uribismo in his 3rd presidential candidature attempt”
“Petro won’t not follow the Venezuelan-Cuban economic model, for sure”
“Petro will defeat the Uribismo in his 3rd presidential candidature attempt”
“Petro won’t not follow the Venezuelan-Cuban economic model, for sure”
by MrXbogota November 24, 2021
the 'religion' that worships PETROLEUM and the internal combustion engine
-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
john: got me a new stinkmobile ! ace: joined the petros, did you ??
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
by michael foolsley February 15, 2023
The nicest guy alive. Really smart boi. Hot like very hot. A sweetheart who has such a cute smile. Funny lolol. Marry me !!!!!!!!
by PESTOPASTAISNICE June 17, 2021