"Makes Me Think."
based on a website which is similar to FML.
EX 1) Today, I ran into a guy I used to tease and pick on in high school. I ran into him at a job interview. He was the interviewer. MMT.
EX 2) Today, I saw a well-groomed woman at the grocery store pull food stamps out of her Louis Vuitton purse while using her fake, salon-styled nails to text on her BlackBerry. MMT
Short-hand for the Beatles
movie Magical Mystery Tour. Used mainly by the new wave of extremist Beatle fans.
"I just found MMT at Blockbuster yesterday!"
1. The act of Party A deferring an action to Party B, then proceeding to pressure Party B till the action is completed, when Party A has every ability, means and time to complete the task, but chooses to defer in an attempt at one-up-manship.
Note: Some linguist state a claim for an advanced form of MMTing emerging:
1a. The act of Party A promising an action to Party B, then deferring the action to Party C, then pressuring Party D to have Party C complete the task in a timely manner.
Jack: Our Client, ABC Co., requires Eric's phone number, and they've been waiting for a few days. Would you give it to them?
John: Don't MMT me bro.
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