Perfecterest 

adj., n. pur-fikt-urh-ist
1.
More perfect than perfection.
2.
Entirely without any flaws, defects, or shortcomings: a perfect apple; the perfect crime.
3.
When trying to impress someone better than yourself, an English major for example, by writing a snarkalicious email and nothing witty enough comes to mind say, "you're pretty much the most perfecterest." Boom, instantly you will be teleported into their bedroom (clothes optional).

"Brosef, at da disco I was on the mobile version of the app... hollaing at the most PERFECTEREST beezy ever. yadadamean?"

Perfecterest by Paulthe July 15, 2011

Precutefulous 

A person you can't describe with the words pretty,cute,beautiful, or gorgeous cause of how amazing they are.

My friend is very precutefulous it's ridiculous.

Precutefulous by Lemon pieces December 31, 2013

Pi Persecution 

When the number π is being spied 24/7/365 online and trolled by envious or jealous numerical constants, who couldn’t stand her global appeal or fame, as thousands of mathematicians and math educators worldwide maniacally devote an obscene number of hours every year trying to discover hidden properties about her.

Constants like e and 𝛷, conspiring with √2 and i, have been repeatedly accused of pi persecution, because they’ve allegedly or unprovenly ganged up to serially and spitefully downvote any old and new Urban Dictionary entries on π every day.

Pi Persecution by Fasters January 23, 2022

pursecution 

The act of filling your purse, wallet or other money holding device to such an extent that it explodes at the seams or displays an excessively unwieldy and tatty nature.

I was following this lass down the road today and I got all her money when her purse exploded... serves her right for such pursecution with all them store cards etc

pursecution by al-co-hol October 27, 2011

Tankis-perfected 

Someone so intelligent and sexy

He must be a Tankis-perfected

Tankis-perfected by Tankis-perfected September 13, 2021

Perspected 

When something is observed and perceived by a mass group.

Often times is used to point something out that is not noticed right in front of someones face.

You : Its perspected that you are flirting with Itsara.

Him : No way dude.

You: Dude look around, EVERYONE thinks so.

Perspected by bgpman April 21, 2009

Pursecute 

Verb. pur-si-kyoot cut-ed, cut-ing.

To be violently jarred by a stranger's outsized handbag. Usually at a bar or other crowded establishment where people have no sense of personal space.

I was quietly sitting alone, enjoying my scalding hot tea, when that awful woman pursecuted me with her gaudy Louis Vuitton knock off.

Pursecute by akandi December 24, 2009