The art of simultaneously folding and munching your food, mostly leggy awkward salad leaves, such that the immediate exterior of your mouth represents a leafy mash-up of modern art and spittle.
"So Janice, why was your date with Brian not very good?"
"He ordered the rocket and walnut salad, and performed exceptional oralgami on it by making a perfect replica of a duck's bill. Unfortunately a saliva covered nut came loose and that's just too far on a first date!"
"Oh no, that's like watching a car in a junkyard crusher with a screw loose!"