A substance used by lonely women if they have a dog to recieve oral pleasure.
OR
Butter with peanuts in.
OR
Butter with peanuts in.
"My dog licked my poon after I spread peanut butter on it," *Smile*
"My butter has peanuts in."
"Dude that's peanut butter"
"Fuck off you queef sucker"
"My butter has peanuts in."
"Dude that's peanut butter"
"Fuck off you queef sucker"
by Jamie the sex poo May 11, 2005
After eating a whole tub of stale out of date nuts I knew i was cursed to a full week of peanut butter
by Jay Clarkson January 5, 2005
by Fish lover February 20, 2011
slang for "piss boner"
since the intials of "piss boner" are 'p' and 'b', and so are the intials of "peanut butter" it makes sense
this comes in handy if you gotta use it in code
since the intials of "piss boner" are 'p' and 'b', and so are the intials of "peanut butter" it makes sense
this comes in handy if you gotta use it in code
Dude 1: "hey dude can you grab me a text book while your up there?"
Dude 2: "why don't you get it yourself?"
Dude 1: "cuz man, i've got peanut butter right now!"
Dude 2: "ohhhh hahahaha suckuh"
Dude 2: "why don't you get it yourself?"
Dude 1: "cuz man, i've got peanut butter right now!"
Dude 2: "ohhhh hahahaha suckuh"
by t-cool September 1, 2007
A: "dude what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"
B: "I dunno? what?"
A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"
B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"
B: "I dunno? what?"
A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"
B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"
by holyshitaduck! March 13, 2013
(n.): a type of food that is produced by breaking roasted peanuts into smaller particles that eventually become creamy. This is often used to torture people by pasting into one's buttcrack and letting a dog lick it up.
by choey January 19, 2004
i gave some peanut butter to my gay boyfriend
by mofo 1414 June 20, 2003