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the 1337 way of saying "sex"
Did you see that girl? She is teh secks!
by Lord of the Fries January 30, 2003
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instead of saying SEX, the nicer more playful way of saying it is secks.
like omgz your hair is so SECKS.
secks me.
by erika missey April 30, 2005
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A hypothetical singular form of the noun secks. A round of sexual intercourse is composed of infinitely many secks, much like the area under a curve in integral calculus is composed of infinitely many line segments. The use of "seck" is hypothetical because it is impossible to give or receive only one seck.
There are no examples of isolated secks because, while their existences are mathematically deducible, they are physically unobservable.
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The way geeks spell something they will never get.
3y3 w4nt t3h 53ck5!
by urbandictionary.com May 23, 2004
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1. The elite way of saying "sex"
2. The elite way of saying "sexy"
3. The alternative way of saying the word "f**k" in chatrooms where swearings are blocked.
1. He just had some hot secks.
2. Ragnarok Online is teh secks.
3. A: I will gruntapult you.
B: If you do that, i will secks you up.
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The 1337 way to say "sex"; attractive.
"Want some secks?" or "WOW! That chicks fucking secks!"
by Ye gay September 01, 2003
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To insert a male falice into a female vaginal.
Secks is a slang term mostly used on internet forums to bypass the swear filter. Its used in direct replacment for the word sex. Some say it orginated in small talk or off topic sections of forums, but the true orgin of the term is unknown.
"This girl wont leave me alone, what should I do?"
"butt secks her!!"
by Pete Gallagher September 21, 2006
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