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noob stick 

May Come From Runescape (RS) meaning a cheap/weak weapon that is usally wielded by Noobs, usally its a dagger or a shortsword.
Also it is refered as a cheap/weak weapon that noob or a player is proud about.
Player: look a this weapon weopon i bought from the Store
You: OMFG look at that noob stick! NOOB!!!

Player: Look at this bronze long sword I just got
You: What are u on about? thats a well noob stick u lamo
noob stick by Skyrazza October 3, 2006
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noob stick 

like on halo 3 when your playing a game of swords and you parry them they throw a plasma grenade on you
alex the noob is using his gay noob stick and its pissing me off
noob stick by miguel5515 March 1, 2008

Noob Stick 

A noob stick is a term used to describe a rocket launcher in a online video game such as Call of duty 4. It is called a stick due to its shape and nooby because it is normally the only gun noobs can get kills with due to its large splash radius.
Noob: Wow I am totally pro I just got 3 kills with the rocket launcher.
Player: Put down the noob stick scrub and use a real gun.
Noob Stick by Colll March 3, 2009

noob stick 

A n00b who sucks so much, he could easily be owned by another n00b, when said other n00b is using only a wooden stick.
That n00b stick just got owned...with only a stick.
noob stick by JonnyKtyler April 29, 2005

Noob Stick 

A more affectionate term for noob. Meaning stupid geek. No good at games.
Noob Stick by evuppy December 6, 2011

noob on a stick 

a noob that sucks so much, some guy pwned him and put a stick up his arse for no apparent reason. This can occur also in moments of frustration, when a noob decides he needs to relax and put a stick up his bottom, or when a noob needs to drop a dookie they shove a stick up their arse to prevent an unwanted toilet trip away from world of warcraft. (DO NOT TRY THIS, noobs have been known to explode)
noob "hey guys go easy im new"
wow_man "haha ur such a noob"
thatguy "he hasnt killed ne1 and i keep pwing him, hes a noob on a stick"
noob "ohh..."

nobstickle course 

The process you go through when trying to get a girl who dusnt want sex to sleep with you.
"awww mate, you tapped that bird yet?"
"nah mate, im on the nobstickle course"
nobstickle course by Mungrl January 22, 2008