son: "Dad this girl from school called me about a job offer."
dad: "Well what kind of job; blow, hand, Missouri muscle fuck?"
dad: "Well what kind of job; blow, hand, Missouri muscle fuck?"
by missouri-man May 7, 2009
by SlopNChop August 12, 2016
"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
by Starqueesha November 15, 2007
by Cliqe November 15, 2015
Muscle car as fuck is some thing that muscle car guys say because they think they are the shit but deep inside they know that they are just mad because they are slow and usles🤗
by JDM LIFE 🔰 September 30, 2017