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misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

Misting the Gitch 

When you have a wet fart and it hits your underwater
I was out drinking last night and the beer farts had me misting the gitch

Flush Misting 

When you are finished with the toilet, but you stay seated whilst flushing to allow the mist produced by the toilet to caress your underside - creating a moist (but not wet) tingling sensation on the lower ballsack.
Neil: Am I the only person who uses the toilet for Flush Misting?

Dave: Yes, you weird, weird person...

jizz misting

When your boyfriend cums in your butt and lays between your legs and you fart.
"I busted in Tammy's butt and she started jizz misting on me shortly afterword whilst I waited Indian style between her legs."
jizz misting by Vangina91 May 29, 2017

canadian misting

When a male is about to urinate on a person and just as you get started you squeeze the tip of your penis, causing pee to spray all over.
Donald Trump enjoys a nice Canadian Misting to the face in the morning from Sean Hannity.
canadian misting by Deep Throate October 24, 2017

Crop Misting

When someone lets out a wet fart while walking away, leaving behind a nasty “mist” for others to walk through. Like crop dusting, but damper, messier, and way more offensive.
"The maintenance workers refused to clean up the homeless womans Crop Misting trail"
Crop Misting by 1800shawngay September 28, 2025