something that should happen when a dude is in bed with two intoxicated girls but often doesnt when that dude doesnt try anything
My boy was bragging about how two girls slept in his bed, but he is too much of a skirt to have a menage a trois. They should have just baked everyone else in the house breakfast instead of sleeping next to each other.
by smitdawgthedawgpoundandthefabulousgrammatiks November 29, 2004
by imjusttiredthatsall December 27, 2016
Okay get this, menageries only count when its 2 girls and one guy, or in extreme terms 3 girls just lickin eachother up while you and the company of two other females watch. you get the picture.
"In a menagerie, i was hittin paula from the back while janet was under neath askin "is it good" and paula says "oh, its real good'-yeah, yes-fuck my ass baby" and im just-a tootin my own horn thinkin-"like hell im sharin this with another guy".
by D February 13, 2004
a phrase used to describe sexual intercourse with someone, counting the immense amounts of alcohol you've consumed as a third party.
"Hey man I didn't see you after the party last night. Where'd you go?"
"Oh man...me, some chick and Jack Daniels had a drunken menage a trois."
"How was it?"
"From what I remember it was decent, but JD took over after a while...I didn't get to see much action."
"Oh man...me, some chick and Jack Daniels had a drunken menage a trois."
"How was it?"
"From what I remember it was decent, but JD took over after a while...I didn't get to see much action."
by katienedsfilthyfilms June 16, 2010
The french word meaning, manage in threes, or: a threesome. Commenly known for being used in Timbalands song, Bounce.
by a regretful person. July 2, 2009
French Boy: Bonjour madams, how about some menage-et-trois?
French Girl #1: des clous!!!
French Girl #2: *slaps boy*
French Girl #1: des clous!!!
French Girl #2: *slaps boy*
by fischang July 17, 2008
A Cadet Menage a Trois is a three-way that three male cadets have when they get together and spit-roast each other.
by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021