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to fart. expel gas from your anus.
hey who's tootin over there? i think jack just tooted. he's gasy today.
by pb6074 November 10, 2013
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Clown prostitution. A clown that has sex for money.
"This is better than my last job, you know I was tootin' for a while."
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