1) witty, because the word witty just aint witty enough
2) something dope as fuck
3) a filler word when you cant find the word you want to use
2) something dope as fuck
3) a filler word when you cant find the word you want to use
by jackdan October 3, 2006
An older woman usually 60 years or older, impeccably put together. Hair, makeup, & clothing together makes you look twice and admire her overall style.
by Ms Knows It August 26, 2022
a respected woman, known for her skill in performing dutch sex acts (e.g. dutch rudder, dutch porpoise, dutch sandwich, also coordinating dutch slave ships)
Ryan Seacrest (dutch matron numero uno)
by your mom's favorite dutchman July 20, 2010
by Charliedayz October 14, 2023
when a female (matron) chooses to openly and candidly matronize, order around and systemically dominate her male counter-part.
Bob was stuck in a matroneering relationship. Bob was forced to tell her to take her feminazism elsewhere.
by t.ranny May 17, 2010
We all know at least one uninhibited girlfriend who really blew it at somebody's wedding by drinking so much that they ended up waking up with the "Worst Man" in some cheesy motel with no idea how they got there ... or whose clothes they're wearing backwards.
"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "
by Scribester March 11, 2018