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A combination of both a mouth and anus in one.

A sea anemone eats and defecates with its manus.

Manus may also refer to the mouth of someone who only talks shit.
Peter - "My anemone looks better today, hss opened up, you can see his manus now."
Joni - "Haha his white rimmed manus"

Peter - "Your mate should just keep his manus closed."
Manus by such definition July 16, 2014
A very macho anus.
Woah can you look at that major anus!
I almost got a malus anus just by looking at it!
Myes it is a manus.
manus by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 2, 2020
A terms used by myself and almost everyone at Glen Eden Intermediate in 1980-1981. Used primarily as a form of mockery at someones embarrassment when told off by a teacher, falling over, getting tripped over e.t.c. Basically any act which invited ridicule from friends and people in the general vicinity. It was not "transmissible" nor could you give it to someone by touching them on the forehead or anywhere else.
Someone would "get the manus" through an embarrassing act - at which point everyone else would laugh and point and say "Manus" or perhaps "Manus on your undies".

This word replaced the previous and overused cries of "Shame" or "Shame on your undies" but is of uncertain origin - someone started it and it spread like wildfire. :-)

Calling the teacher "Mum" inadvertantly was a definite manus.
manus by Craigio October 22, 2006
Pronounced manoose; anal cavity of a man, often used when taunting men about their sexual orientacion.
You must love tight manus!
Manus by manushole13 March 21, 2008
On a mare, the hair that covers the anal and equinal regions
In order to prevent birthing complications when delivering the colts, it was necessary for the veterinarian to remove the part of the manus covering the equina.
Manus by MegnKen April 12, 2010
A multi-purpose orifice that both consumes food and excretes waste. A combination of a mouth and anus into one disgustingly efficient location for input and output. Pronunciation: /meɪn-ˈəs/
"That jellyfish eats and poops out of the same manus! Nature is so metal."
"All Donald Trump does is talk useless shit. His mouth is such a manus."
manus by Team Manus August 24, 2020