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1.
1. An insult to use against someone with no actual meaning, it sounds rude but it hasn't got a meaning so dumb maori's on TV in New Zealand can use it without their land being claimed.
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2. Manus is a transferable disease that only one person may have at a time. When you have Manus, the effect is completely and utter depression.
You can pass on the Manus to another by hand slapping another persons forehead and say Manus. This transfers the disease onto the other and you are FREE of Manus!

Rules of Manus
1. You can not return Manus to the person who gave it to you, they get protection
2. If your Manus attempt fails (IE you hit someone in the wrong place, you miss, you dont say manus etc) That person is now protected from Manus - but the person who gave it to you IS NO LONGER PROTECTED!
3. You can cover your forehead as long as you DO NOT touch your forehead at any time.
4. MANUS RESETS AT MIDNIGHT. AT THAT POINT SOMEONE MAY GENERATE MANUS. THIS REQUIRES 2 PEOPLE PUNCHING EACHOTHERS FISTS 4 TIMES SAYING MANUS.
5.
1. Oh bro you're tha manus.

2. *SLAP* MANUS! Shame you have the Manus!
by ManWithManus May 11, 2006
 
2.
Northern scum, very large fanbase, half of the fans however, are not even FROM manchester, making them a bunch of cocksucking, jump on the bandwagon, sheep. Fans ignore the team they are from, they ignore the fact that they are at the bottom of the premiership, or even in league 1, they have no loyalty, no pride, no nothing, they would rather be yet another fuckin sheep supporting man u despite the fact that they've never even been to manchester. Man uinted suck cock, and all of their sheep fans should be fuckin murdered
Sheep from south london or w/e- Wow, Man u are the best, I'm not even from manchester, I should really support a south london team, but they arent at the top of the premiership now are they?

Me- punches the faggot in the face, then kills all man u's fans
by a-ce November 25, 2006
 
3.
A contraction of Manchester United that is seen as a derogatory term by many fans, particularly those based in Manchester.

Previously used predominantly by rival fans in songs mocking the Munich Air Disaster ("Man U Never Intended Coming Home", "Man U are manure rotting in their graves" and "Man U, Man U went on a plane"), it is sadly becoming the most common term fans from outside the city refer to the club by.

The club does not issue any merchandise with the words "Man U" on them, nor do any terrace songs refer to the club as such.
Lincolnshire fan "I support Man U"

Mancunian fan "I support United"
by A Mancunian Man October 16, 2008
 
4.
A shortened name (in French) for Emmanuel. A common guy's name.
Hmmm.. there's something about that Manu. Can't put him out of my mind.

Warning: A crush on a Manu will doubtless be indefinite & unrequited.
by Sarah G. May 02, 2006
 
5.
<Sports> Abbreviation

Manchester United Football Club.
STAN: "You going watching Man U next week?"
ABDUL: "Nay."
by Stuart Fletcher February 24, 2005
 
6.
Short for Manuel. Perfection.

A handsome man
Deutschland keeper, Manu Neuer, was the best at the World Cup.
by iheartNeuer August 14, 2010
 
7.
A man short in stature, frequenting public places after dusk; most often lurking, in most cases with his much taller, partner in crime Jamal.
That guy is totally trying to pull a Manu, but it is far too early in the day to be wreaking havoc, and his frient is not nearly tall enough to be Jamal.

Manu didn't get invited to the party, so he called up Jamal and they meandered instead.
by ManJam3000 July 19, 2010