8 definitions by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi
When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.
Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020
A mythical place where a pussy is calling you to thanks to copious amounts of booze, jrugz or lack of sleep. Could be a vag, a room with pussy bed, or just your fantasy. Can be reached by hand, on foot or on body juice.
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 15, 2021
A cuck sitting on his wife's second boyfriend's big dick that just came in her 2 mins ago, all the while watching as his wife's first boyfriend fucks her.
Timmy is the sitting cuck type. He doesn't just love the humiliation of his wife's ravishment by a stud, but adores absorbing the cocktail of the stud's semen and her pussy juice through his rectum.
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 8, 2021
A cuck sitting on his wife's second boyfriend's big dick that just came in her 2 mins ago, all the while watching as his wife's first boyfriend fucks her.
BF1: Timmy is the sitting cuck type. He doesn't just love the humiliation of his wife's ravishment by a stud, but adores absorbing the cocktail of the stud's semen and her pussy juice through his rectum. Mmm that last time...
BF2: Yeah, too bad he got shot by his hunter father who came down to the basement at that very moment thinking his daughter in law's pussy sounds were duck calls.
BF2: Yeah, too bad he got shot by his hunter father who came down to the basement at that very moment thinking his daughter in law's pussy sounds were duck calls.
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 8, 2021
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 2, 2020
Woah can you look at that major anus!
I almost got a malus anus just by looking at it!
Myes it is a manus.
I almost got a malus anus just by looking at it!
Myes it is a manus.
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 2, 2020
A pussy that swallows money, dresses well, is very costly, especially for gentlemen. Only wizards can tolerate it.
Honey, can you buy me a Swarowski.
No!
Why not, I will take your cock in for 10 seconds!
Damn this expensive pussy!
No!
Why not, I will take your cock in for 10 seconds!
Damn this expensive pussy!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 2, 2020