a person who's bodys is made up of 50%lard 40%water 10%carbon
guy: did you see that? that mega-lardass ate the whole buffet table.
by g4000 April 3, 2009
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1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
by Alex June 19, 2006
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One of the most revolutionary pkers on the RPG Runescape. Thought by some to be the savior of all 20 defense pures, she has been known to take down many level 120+ in various combat minigames, whilst only possessing 72 combat. Her scandalous name and vast contact list of famous players has gained her many followers throughout the Runescape and pure community. She belongs to the clan "The Golden Gods", and was a close friend of acclaimed pure In Vas Por, ex leader of Absolution current member of Corrupt Pures. Considered a valuable potential prospect of many clans, she allegedly receives offers consisting of Runescape gold, items, and accounts to take up arms for clans such as Devastation and Eruption of Pures (EOP). She is undoubtedly one of the greatest pures of our generation.
Holy shit, 0 Lardass 0 just downed a guy with a Godsword!
by Wolf_Rider May 11, 2008
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IF YOUR NAME IS RICH AND YOU WORK IN A PRINT SHOP AND EAT MCDONALDS MORE THAN 4 TIMES A WEEK AND SPEND 1500 DOLLARS ON THE COFFEE TRUCK A MONTH
HEY DID YOU SEE THAT LARDASS DOUGH BOY BY THE SHRINK WRAPPING MACHINE
by JOHN112696 July 21, 2010
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This creature lives in the depths of the United States of America. It rarely comes out of hiding when it is full, but if it has an appetite, and you live within a 20 mile radius of a Cava, Chipotle, McDonalds, Five Guys, &Pizza, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wendy’s, California Pizza Kitchen, Dominos, Wawa, Taco Bell, Mission BBQ, or especially New Jersey Michael’s, you better run for your life. This creature sucks in every CRUMBBB of food in his vicinity with one mighty bite. Some say when this creature returns from his trip down south, he will be big enough and hungry enough to devour the world in one bite. It often keeps 4 fingers pointed upwards for all to see, signaling how many times he has eaten at the restaurant chain of Chipotle that day. Beware of the Persian Lardass.
AHHHH GRANDMAAA, LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE PERSIAN LARDASS!!!!!
by King of Valids June 14, 2022
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An extremely fat individual

Can be used as an insult
Luke reifenberger is an extreme lardass
by Jacky peen July 14, 2019
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