A pejorative expression used to describe taking one’s own sweet time, moving at a snail’s pace, really dragging one’s feet.
We stayed right up until the amusement park closed and then we were seriously lardassing it all the way to the exit.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021
A lardass is a person with a few gallons of blubber on their stomach, chest, back, hips, face, chins, and most notably, their caboose. Among the folds of their vast girth, one may find cheeto dust, french fries, potato chips, the TV remote, a dollar twenty-five, and a thick coating of some smelly white goo. The common lardass is found in Mom's basement. They do not move unless food is involved, thus they never take a shower, thus they stink.
- Yo, Jerry is such a lardass. He hasn't moved from his lazyboy in a month.
- Whoa, you mean there is a whole chair under all those fat rolls? Damn.
- Whoa, you mean there is a whole chair under all those fat rolls? Damn.
by Noobly20932 September 13, 2018
by Xr4Y October 28, 2004
An extremely fat kid that refuses to go on a diet and stop playing World of Warcraft.
Cries alot when left out of everything.
Hated by everyone because hes a fatass ninja..
Cries alot when left out of everything.
Hated by everyone because hes a fatass ninja..
"Lardass will never get a group again after we post this on the forums"
"In the name of France I Conquer this bread"
"Hunters deserve melee weapons like rogues"
"Hunters are useful group members"
"In the name of France I Conquer this bread"
"Hunters deserve melee weapons like rogues"
"Hunters are useful group members"
by Durgenburger June 4, 2005
As in "Pulling a Lardass".
Avowing to a web community that you are leaving them all for good, and then returning the very next day apologetic or under a new handle. Attestations of "I'm Leaving! I'm Leaving!" usually accompany this behavior.
Avowing to a web community that you are leaving them all for good, and then returning the very next day apologetic or under a new handle. Attestations of "I'm Leaving! I'm Leaving!" usually accompany this behavior.
Mike: "Man- I have GOT to quit this website, I am gonna get fired!"
Bob: "Ah. Pulling a Lardass, I see"
Bob: "Ah. Pulling a Lardass, I see"
by Scott Lindeman November 9, 2006
by Denny Tang February 10, 2003
Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.
Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”
by Egoiste April 30, 2010