Konk is a multi-faceted word. It is usually said in a sexual or physical manner, but can have many meanings when used in the appropriate context. It can be quite difficult to go wrong with the word "konk." Is there something that's throwing you off your normal vibe? Then you're probably getting KONKED by something.
"Oh my god dude, I konked the hell out of her last night."
"I got into a bar fight last night, I konked this guy in the nose so bad. He was gushing blood everywhere."
"This weather is konking me right now. Not a fan."
"This Physics exam tomorrow is gonna konk the shit out of me. Pray for me."
"My Instagram post is getting so many likes right now, my Notification Center is getting konked!"
"The vibes today are konking me right now, Mercury is definitely in retrograde."
"I got into a bar fight last night, I konked this guy in the nose so bad. He was gushing blood everywhere."
"This weather is konking me right now. Not a fan."
"This Physics exam tomorrow is gonna konk the shit out of me. Pray for me."
"My Instagram post is getting so many likes right now, my Notification Center is getting konked!"
"The vibes today are konking me right now, Mercury is definitely in retrograde."
by gingernick February 23, 2019
Get the konkmug. by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
Get the Konkedmug. Konke, someone or something that is usually well know great sence of fashion and kind hearted many people aspire to be a konke
Konke
by Zulu bible August 17, 2017
Get the konkemug. A person who is very dumb. He has eyes that are too big for his head. Thinks he's bak but he's not. Often infected with koronkonktitus
Unathi is a konk
by Konk disease May 20, 2016
Get the KONKmug. To konk
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Be konked.
Being hit on the head by something or someone.
Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.
or
Be konked.
Being hit on the head by something or someone.
Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.
by LeahSade November 11, 2008
Get the Konkmug. The act of being unconscious but especially in a deep sleep were the individual is typically observed snoring unnecessarily loudly.
“Kelsi is so konked rn”
by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat July 13, 2023
Get the Konkedmug. Being the recipient of consensual anal penetration by the most highly educated house staff at a prestigious university hospital.
by 1576 January 5, 2014
Get the konkedmug.