The coolest word ever to be invented. It is fun to write on the board and see if Mrs. M notices, which she doesn't. We laugh in the face of people who think kelp is an underwater plant.
usually just used in a one worded sentence like:
KELP!
or occasionally like a song:
Kelp! I need somebody, not just anybody, i need someone to Kelllllllllp.
KELP!
or occasionally like a song:
Kelp! I need somebody, not just anybody, i need someone to Kelllllllllp.
by See Kelp Run May 03, 2004
Get the kelpmug. Assistance solving a problem that is not requested, not needed, not appreciated and not useful but cannot be refused (frequently from a boss or spouse).
It took him an extra two hours to restore the server because of the kelp from his supervisor. She insisted on kelping him install the new kitchen sink. The project was delayed because it was all kelped up.
by CKJ September 09, 2006
Get the kelpmug. To have intercourse with a man, covered in kelp, to create the illusion of being a kelp monster. Whenever the girl attempts to scream or moan, the man slaps her with his kelp hands.
by Bronos September 01, 2015
Get the Kelpingmug. by jerkschicken July 03, 2010
Get the Kelpmug. A guy who is whipped, and sucks up to you just to get some.
Also who uses excessive smiley faces, and when he wants to hang out claims he's busy and will "stop by."
Also who uses excessive smiley faces, and when he wants to hang out claims he's busy and will "stop by."
Guy: Yeah girl I love chick flicks, we can watch them whenever :) :) :)
Girl: You are seriously such a kelp.
Girl: You are seriously such a kelp.
by madiara February 08, 2010
Get the Kelpmug. by wait what huh February 23, 2008
Get the kelpingmug. Guy: I caught some punk kelping my Pug! Lud: Why a Pug? Guy:Well if you saw the equipment on him, it was the only bree of dog he could do! Lud: well , I guess that's true, because my skinny little prick could only fit in such a small dog,that's why I have one!
by kelpsmom April 02, 2005
Get the kelpingmug.