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A person born in the Falkland Islands, the islands are surounded by kelp, and the word kelper has been adopted by many Falkland Islanders, to explain where they come from and is a lot easier to say than Falkland Islander
both his parents were born in the Falklands, he's a real kelper
by Denton Clifton November 30, 2006

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