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Kangaroo 

Male who cowardly retreats/contracts its genitalia upon a being presented a challenge.
Albert enthusiastically lobbied for the race. However, when a suitable contender arose, he quickly backed out.

Albert, you're such a kangaroo!
Kangaroo by beerisliquidbread March 5, 2011

kangaroo 

People went to Australia and saw these things that liked to bounce. they went to the aboriginees and where likt "wtf are those things?? *points and fuzzy hopping thing with pouch"* and the aboriginees said "kangaroo" so they thought they were called kangaroos but really kangaroo means "I don't understand your question." in aboriginee.
" lyke oh em gee doubleyou tee eff is that thing? " "kangaroo..??" "ah ok! Kangaroo!!!' *thinks* " i didnt ask you a question you dumb fucker..."
kangaroo by jo mama October 3, 2004

kangaroo 

"Who gives a shit whether a donkey fucked a rabbit and produced a kangaroo, just as long as it hops and you can dance to it." - Joe Strummer
kangaroo by Bending Rodriquez January 30, 2008

kangaroo 

the act of a male jumping up and down without any pants on, thus making his testicles go up and down.
kangaroo by urf October 25, 2003

Kangaroo 

A martial artist who is very good at kicking, punching, and jumping around.
Brutus pushed Billy Jack and Billy did some Kangaroo action on his ass!
Kangaroo by Captain Kangaroo May 15, 2006

kangaroo 

to convict someone with false evidence
They tried to kangaroo him with a forged confession.
kangaroo by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009