kangaroo

The offspring of a donkey and rabbit.

"Who gives a shit whether a donkey fucked a rabbit and produced a kangaroo, just as long as it hops and you can dance to it." - Joe Strummer

by Bending Rodriquez January 30, 2008

kangaroo

the act of a male jumping up and down without any pants on, thus making his testicles go up and down.

billy, put your pants back on and stop doing the kangaroo

by urf October 25, 2003

kangaroo

to convict someone with false evidence

They tried to kangaroo him with a forged confession.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009

kangaroo

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and taking a shit. INCREDIBLY hard to clean, a great practical joke at parties.

"omfg guys whos the dirty cunt that kangaroo'd up my dunny?"

*snicker*

by raev September 16, 2005

kangaroo

An unintended erection in an institutional environment. Which results in attempts to fix it so it does not jump out.

"Dude could you pass the papers out for me? I got a kangaroo situation."

by mrs. jenny mowgli March 04, 2009

kangaroo

A person who is so large that they could hold a person in their fat as if it were the pouch of a kangaroo.

Dude check out that kangaroo, you could fit a whole Vietcong village in her.

by Berninator 5001 July 19, 2007

kangaroo

A young man who has a fondness for older women.

Demi Moore's husband is a kangaroo, doncha think?

by raggedynan August 13, 2009