(1)A 2-stroke or 4-stroke motor in a fiberglass hull used for recreational use or racing on bodies of water.
(2)The size of a mans penis when its fully erect.
(3)also known as personal watercraft.
Jack and his jetski were chillin at 5%. The next thing you know, hes fucking a fat chick. The next thing you see, hes getting his duck sicked. The next thing you hear, that last one was an indian girl. The last thing you were told, the chances of him being mayor, they definitely now have grown. The last thing you see, is him riding off on his jetski.
by Dalvir916 AKA LJ September 2, 2006
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Ben:did you know that you can drive jetskis on water

class:no, really!!!!!!
by j-rob mad fresh April 17, 2010
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A variation of motorboating / submarining; placing the head ass-to-face, motorboating the butt cheeks while being defecated on, urinated on, or farted on.
"LMFAO you can't be serious? A Dirty Jetski? HAHAHAAA that's sooo fkn gross.."
by aliaz May 15, 2010
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When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.
Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!
by Sgo hills July 22, 2021
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A term originating in the popular DICE game Battlefield 4 meaning something crazy or insane just happened.
So I was buying snacks in the store and some guy started arguing with the clerk and the clerk knocked the guy out! It was a complete Jetski Bomb.
by Avtomat Kalashnikov June 25, 2021
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A popular pop/rock band based out of Richmond, Virginia. Known for their captivating use of "The Box".
Guy 1: What makes "Colin Healy and the Jetskis" such a great Richmond band?
Guy 2: The Box.
by TheBox01 April 8, 2009
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The act of shitting on your lovers chest and then sliding down the fresh pile of scat.
Bro you should have seen last night. I Tenessee Jetski-ed Janice into next week.
by Squirrel6909 September 11, 2017
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