jank

Any noun

"Look at the size of his jank."
"Mah baby's jank smells like butterscotch, yo!!!"
"This shit's so funny, I'm 'bout to piss in mah janks."

by David DiMatteo June 30, 2003

jank

(verb)- 1. To jank means to take something that does not belong to you. Usually the offender is sketchy due to a meth binge.

"Don't jank anything from my house while I am gone!"

by Lucky Boy August 06, 2007

jank

(fr. "Japanese" + "Yank") A young leftist American, usually male (but can also be any Westerner of either gender), who travels to Japan for the express purpose of shallow cultural dabbling, inflation of self-worth, and the search for a supposed sexual haven; teaches conversational English because he/she has no other marketable skills.

This morning the train station in Nagoya was crawling with Janks on a summer exchange program.

by The 2-Belo May 07, 2003

jank

A word used in any way shape or form to describe anything.

I got real janked after the jankity game. So I found myself Janking this broad, until she told me to jank it in her ass. Damn how jank was that?
I said "jank but no janks"

by Shafedog November 24, 2003

jank

Someone who is sexually attracted to their own mother.

The Mexican jank is always having sex with his mother.

by SauceFish November 14, 2020

jank

a synonym for "junk."

That car's jank!

translates to:

That car looks like a piece of junk!

by Starlet1821 October 07, 2006

jank

Adj. - Cheesy and low-budget, bad quality, typically associated with films.

We rented a really jank movie last night. We turned it off because it was so bad.

by Dan July 24, 2003