The fall of good television as we know it. The show has conflicts that are usually resolved by predictable outcomes. The humor is neithor satire nor comedy, it's a new blend of humor called nonsensism. The two bitches constantly stick their faces in front of the camera whick makes viewers flinch due to their faces being too fucking round and convex. Their jokes are as poor and just sad. And what's with the 20 year old hanging out with two ugly whores.
Dude 1: ( enters room )
dude 2: are you watching icarly?
Dude 1: no, I just watch it because… Carly is kinda cute.
Dude 2: you must be fucking gay if you think Carly is a girl. She needs to grow out of her size A-.0001 bra size. And don't you see that bulge on her crotch. Fucking crotch stuffer.
Dude 1: I'm changing the channel to seinfield.
dude 2: are you watching icarly?
Dude 1: no, I just watch it because… Carly is kinda cute.
Dude 2: you must be fucking gay if you think Carly is a girl. She needs to grow out of her size A-.0001 bra size. And don't you see that bulge on her crotch. Fucking crotch stuffer.
Dude 1: I'm changing the channel to seinfield.
by Hempn February 27, 2010
One of the worst damn shows on Earth! Complete BULLSHIT that 5 year olds watch and is not meant 4 them. Little kids love this show and transforms them into ignorant little fucking brats who give a shit about texting and drama. Carly and Sam act with much stupidity but their wish is to make a mature version showing porn videos. Their future videos will show the dude named Freddy eat out both of their pussies.
Bratty Girl: can i get that mom?
Mom: not today honey.
Bratty Girl: FUCK U Mom, Icarly said I Can!
mom: you knock it off right now
Bratty Girl: *cries and screams*
Mom: ok, ok, ill get it.
Bratty Girl: Icarly made you buy it, hahaha
Me: *Slaps Bratty Girl* Little pos!!
Mom: not today honey.
Bratty Girl: FUCK U Mom, Icarly said I Can!
mom: you knock it off right now
Bratty Girl: *cries and screams*
Mom: ok, ok, ill get it.
Bratty Girl: Icarly made you buy it, hahaha
Me: *Slaps Bratty Girl* Little pos!!
by Whogivesableep March 31, 2010
by Daddy's Princess 💞 March 6, 2017
a stupid teen girl who cant act and looks like a vagina. her show just ruined all off Nickelodeon. why would they make a show with such a TERRIBLE actor.
(person 1): hey whats on nickelodeon?
(person 2):icarly
person 1: is it a good show?
person 2: no she acts like a vagina
(person 2):icarly
person 1: is it a good show?
person 2: no she acts like a vagina
by shorty147 July 16, 2010
Person A: "Hey, did you see all those hate comments for iCarly on urban dictionary?"
Person B: "Yeah, what are all those people so pissed about?"
Person A: "I don't know, but shit...maybe they should just take the watermelon out of their asses and just realize it's just a harmless kid's show"
Person B: "Ha........Fah sho"
Person B: "Yeah, what are all those people so pissed about?"
Person A: "I don't know, but shit...maybe they should just take the watermelon out of their asses and just realize it's just a harmless kid's show"
Person B: "Ha........Fah sho"
by Maserati1017 December 13, 2010
iCarly Is By Far The Worst Show They Have Created.
Drake & Josh Was Their Biggest Hit, Then SpongeBob Took Over, Now We Have iCarly? ... What Were They Smoking?
And At The End Of An iCarly Show.
In The Credits, A Young Boy Says "iCarly Rules!" ... That Boy Better Have Been Drugged ... Or We Have Bad News For His Parents ...
Drake & Josh Was Their Biggest Hit, Then SpongeBob Took Over, Now We Have iCarly? ... What Were They Smoking?
And At The End Of An iCarly Show.
In The Credits, A Young Boy Says "iCarly Rules!" ... That Boy Better Have Been Drugged ... Or We Have Bad News For His Parents ...
by SweetVanilla June 12, 2009
A show of two underage girls fondling with each other to bring back memories of you and your sibling and or friend experimenting Basically the end of all whats holy and good television. So basically if you watch it the F.B.I will be dispatched to your house for Child Pornography
Dude 1: Dude, U know that show iCarly man.
Dude 2: Yeah man i wacked my meat to that show the other day
F.B.I Agent: Ur booked for the viewing of child pornography
Dude 2: Damnit Dood.
Dude 1: iCarly blows
Dude 2: Yeah man i wacked my meat to that show the other day
F.B.I Agent: Ur booked for the viewing of child pornography
Dude 2: Damnit Dood.
Dude 1: iCarly blows
by Jessepigeon69 June 3, 2010