An adjective used solely for females: A hosebeast can considered to be a female who acts in a beastly fashion more often then not. This "beast" like behavior is due to poor judgement and simply having no shame in one's game because there are simply to many tight ass bitches out there! It can also be due to heavy intoxication (as in drinking to many beers through bendy straws and taking to much xanax). Hosebeast can also be a term of love when used between two people who can enjoy being white trash without shame.
Hosebeast behavior includes falling head first off bars when your trying to dance on them,face fucking, pooping in your pants in H&M, falling on a subway grate and smahing your face in, successfully executing Patsy falls, trying to have sexual relations with gay men, and contemplating when your really drunk" if I just pee in the bed at least it will be warm for a minute."
by Ms. Aly Be Bop Biscut May 13, 2005
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Get the psycho hosebeastmug. "Wow, i cant believe she just banged the entire starting line of the football team. What a scany hosebeast."
by snorkyramone March 22, 2008
Get the scany hosebeastmug. the biggest whore of all
a slutty,skanky,whore who is such a tremendous whore that she will fuck anyone or anything,man or beast,male or female,anytime,anywhere and will take ex-mouseketeer pop tarts under her wing and teach them Satanism and how to be the biggest whore. see madonna
a slutty,skanky,whore who is such a tremendous whore that she will fuck anyone or anything,man or beast,male or female,anytime,anywhere and will take ex-mouseketeer pop tarts under her wing and teach them Satanism and how to be the biggest whore. see madonna
by full body condom and fast sneakers December 09, 2003
Get the psycho hosebeastmug. " I don't feel like embarrassing Kurt by talking about what a psycho hosebeast his wife is especially because he knows it already." - Steve Albini
by Realnowhereman August 01, 2024
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