grot

Used to describe someone/something that is simultaneously horrible and fascinating. More specifically, used to describe someone that is simultaneously "grotesque" and "hot."

Oddly attractive, intriguing, or oddly pleasant

"While Jordin Sparks (on American Idol) is overweight and somewhat of a beast, she is grot" ie there is something oddly attractive about her.

by Kref July 18, 2007

grot

slang term for a love bite.
british chav version of 'hicky'

Errr look at that grot on his neck

by Moofyness December 20, 2006

grot

Someone who delights in toilet humour and often makes use of sexual references in their speech. They could also be incredibly irritating and mentally unstable.

Manuela is a grot because she tells sick jokes and sexually harrasses people.

by Caterinaa April 29, 2007

grot

comes from the word sc-rot-um
its a form of calling someone a testicle without them having a clue.

Stfu grot.
ya whatever you say groto
blow me grot

by 3k!M November 30, 2004

grot

a vagina which is ready to be eaten

after eating her swollen grot i entered her

by jimbob jr March 2, 2004

grot

great, usually used sarcastically.

"oh grot." meaning "you're a total fuckface, you wrecked my car."

by lauren August 30, 2003

Grot

noun: Trash, garbage, or filth.
British slang.
Famously, in the 1970s BBC comedy "The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin," Reggie opened a doomed (he hoped) shop that sold old bits of trash and scrap recycled into completely useless items. He called it "The Grot Shop." (To Reg's horror, the shop was wildly successful, leading to a string of Grot Shops and, eventually, Grot Industries.)
Something that is "grotty" has a look of filth about it.

"Look at this wonderful planter I got at the Grot Shop."
"It looks like a grotty old shoe, to me."

by Mike Eldred January 10, 2009