by Flynn0s January 27, 2016
1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.
Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (See dingleberry)
by Grow - gun September 14, 2003
by anonymous November 5, 2003
by Wordzenberg February 14, 2020
It's when your taking a dump in the toilet and someone knocks on the cubicle door and you get so startled your ass sucks the poo back in
"I was in the toilet and someone knocked on the door and scared the crap out of me...bloody made me do a grogan"
by DimSumDom August 3, 2009
by Mk02fun August 18, 2018
"A spa for the balls"
A grogen consists of a male or female gargling a various liquid and then their partners testicles are dipped into the liquid. This will create a spa like environment for the testicles to rest in.
A painful grogen is when the giver of the grogen chokes on the liquid and closes their mouth quickly, potentially harming the receiver.
The most coveted grogen are given by elderly individuals. Also known as the "senior grogen", these grogens are world renowned throughout nursing homes.
A grogen consists of a male or female gargling a various liquid and then their partners testicles are dipped into the liquid. This will create a spa like environment for the testicles to rest in.
A painful grogen is when the giver of the grogen chokes on the liquid and closes their mouth quickly, potentially harming the receiver.
The most coveted grogen are given by elderly individuals. Also known as the "senior grogen", these grogens are world renowned throughout nursing homes.
by Stigggy August 7, 2007