Top Definition
1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.
Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (See dingleberry)
by Grow - gun September 14, 2003
A Poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.
I drank a few pint's of Guiness last night which gave me the longest grogan ever this morning.
by el dav July 18, 2004
Slang for feces. The infinitive verb form associated should always be "To Pinch."
Jolly Drake shouted from the can that he was about to pinch a grogan. The boys in the living room laughed.
by bialystuffer November 19, 2004
A cheerful Scottish person.
What a pleasure it was working with that grogan.
by AlexisHUGE April 26, 2013
it when u take a shit and it hits the water before it snaps off
oi i did the sickest grogan yesterday
by anonymous November 05, 2003
It's when your taking a dump in the toilet and someone knocks on the cubicle door and you get so startled your ass sucks the poo back in
"I was in the toilet and someone knocked on the door and scared the crap out of me...bloody made me do a grogan"
by DimSumDom August 03, 2009
somebody whos always high.
grogan- "you know, i think im gonna stop smokeing, i want to get my view on reality back."

me- "thats cool. how long do you think you'll last?"

grogan-"not too long, it should only take an hour or two"
by ahhmothafucka June 09, 2007

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