Quite possibly the worst town on the face of the Earth. Known for it's large minority population and inhabitants who serve no purpose to the world around them. The average income of Grapevine sits at around $10,000. Parents hate their children and vice-versa. This problem only compounds Grapevine's many other problems. The crime rate in Grapevine is the highest in the state of Texas and property values are at an all time low due to the fact that there are few homes but many trailer parks and apartment complexes.
Jesse (Grapevine youth): "Hey, you want to go get high?"
Tyrone (Grapevine youth): "Hellz yeah. I know this guy, Julio, he just got out of prison for murdering his 12 year-old sister. He's got an apartment by the high school. We can smoke there."
Jesse: "Sweet, let's go rob this gas station really quick, I'm running short on cash..."
Tyrone (Grapevine youth): "Hellz yeah. I know this guy, Julio, he just got out of prison for murdering his 12 year-old sister. He's got an apartment by the high school. We can smoke there."
Jesse: "Sweet, let's go rob this gas station really quick, I'm running short on cash..."
by GrapevineSucks March 7, 2008
by Monkey grip May 5, 2015
Painting your testicles purple and taping grapes to eat then a women eats the grapes in chance of biting your nutsack
by zxnny September 23, 2021
When you have mumps and then start jerking off your dick with a grapevine, before ejaculating into it.
by c0ckandba11z August 10, 2022
Girl #1: Why did you turn down that date with Tom?
Girl #2: Are you crazy? After he told the whole pub the details of his night in bed with Natalie, he's a grapevine goner!
Girl #2: Are you crazy? After he told the whole pub the details of his night in bed with Natalie, he's a grapevine goner!
by mynah1 March 19, 2009
Obviously if you are an intellegent person reading this article you must know that this article is ignorant and written by someone who is bitter and angry. They are seemingly anti social and not well liked. Grapevine Colleyville and Southlake are all three top in the nation for education and sports. They also have one of the lowest crime rates in the nation. The people writing this are uneducated and need to resolve their self esteeem issues. Grapevine's community has bike trails, a lake, great sports association, and a main street with many boutique shops. We have many nice houses and apartments.
Joe "hey where was that awesome place that we went to in Texas?"
Bill "it was GRAPEVINE TEXAS!!"
Joe"oh ya that place rules!"
Bill "it was GRAPEVINE TEXAS!!"
Joe"oh ya that place rules!"
by Baylovestimforever21 January 5, 2011
Grapevine high school is a place where there are toilets in the vape room and every one is either fake as fuck or is a hoe
by Yeet yote 420 November 12, 2018