flomp 

The sound an erect penis does when it is liberated from the pants.

Boy unzips. Flomp!
Girl (mouthing it): Oh my! Hear that 'flomp'.

flomp by NeverMindWho April 18, 2006

flomp 

Physical and emotional subsidence, often accompanied with pouting,following disappointment: especially in young children.

"No we don't have any.......". Flomp.

flomp by Harri van Ronk January 12, 2012

Flomp 

Noun

Short for flompliment: A mix of the word flame and the word compliment.

A phrase targetting a person or idea that both insults and compliments at the same time.

This differs from a backhanded compliment, as it's not simply an insult disguised as a compliment, but simply a very honest telling of a pro and a con of an individual in one sentence.

Additionally, the insult and compliment must relate to one another. Otherwise, it's just two separate remarks.

"That's such a nice dress. It does wonders for your figure."

Flomped.

Flomp by Nopenopenopenopw January 3, 2019

Flomp 

When a chunky animal, also known as a chonker, lies down on its side.

Holy shit Steven, look at that flomp over there.
Earthquake? No no, my fatass of a cat just flomped over next to its bowl.

Flomp by CoronelPanic July 3, 2019

Flomp 

Flomp is the defenition of the sound that it makes if you slap a persons belly and it makes a deep pitches sound (flomp)

Flomp

Flomp by 0zuzu0 October 4, 2023

Flomp 

it means you'd like to have sex viciously and anal-ly with someone.

A: wanna flomp?
B: what??
A: wanna flomp. it's not that hard
B: what are you saying bro.
A: wanna flomp bro. it's not that hard
B: i think you need a mental institutioj=n

Flomp by Psuedorp February 1, 2024

flim flomp

An Asian man with an extremely large vagina who loves to play Call of Duty

"That goddamn flim flomp just killed me with a shotgun that coward."

flim flomp by Arkitect3 February 21, 2025