flompitate

To squirm about and fidget.
Other forms: flompitatious, flompitated, flompitates, flompitating

The mental patient had a sudden urge to flompitate upon being released from his straitjacket, so excited was he to be able to have a full range of motion once more.

flompitate by the randy disher project December 17, 2010

flositate 

(v.) - When you eat dental floss, causing your stomach to become a large bowl of dental floss.

One day, I flositated because I was drunk and thought I was eating mint ice cream.

flositate by Yinky February 4, 2008