flomping

1. To flomp.
2. Apparently what teens do these days in regards to getting their new shoes dirty.

"I told you not to wear your new shoes! I know how you guys are always flomping around!"

flomping by Hey Suess August 28, 2005

Floppingbot 

Calling someone so dumb that there acting like a dumb robot

You're a floppingbot Elijah
Your being a floppingbot

Floppingbot by Floppingbot May 28, 2020

Flopping a straight 

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

Flopping a straight by Chonky December 9, 2008

Lippy flopping 

1) When you be with yo girl, and you be working dat pussy so right that she be so wet, it shoots out like a jet. And you get to rocking that sweet punani so hard that her laffy taffy be slapping all on yo junk and flopping all over da bed.

2) When a man brings his female lover to such a state of arousal, that her vaginal canal produces a surplus of the lubrication required to facilitate intercourse. The male then proceeds to penetrate his partner so vigorously that her labial folds begin to "flop."

Note: Especially popular with women from the greater Pittsburgh area. Traditionally, the female would wear a small pair of furry booties on her feet while engaged in the aforementioned act.

Kent: Damnnn girl, you be so wet, I gots to clean up this mess.
Nicole: Boi, why you all about moppin', let's get to lippy flopping!

Lippy flopping by Big Poppa KB October 16, 2010

anal flamping 

When your partner has piles and you are mid anal intercourse the piles swell too large and trap the penis within the anus.

"Mate got my tackle stuck in her lumpy porridge last night, it was some serious anal flamping"

anal flamping by MattM18 March 18, 2015

Hippy flopping 

The precise art of combining the disassocative ketamine with the pyschadelic Psilocybin to enter a false reality and explore your consciousness.

last night we were hippy flopping and I explored my conciousness in a false reality

Hippy flopping by Mc Ganja Stench September 1, 2010

floppingmelio 

floppingmelio is a bad bish, who is really pretty. she deserve all 100+x fanpages and she’s just a queen 🙄 you hate floppingmelio? read that backwards 😍

@floppingmelio is a queen <3

floppingmelio by sagegreenkaka October 12, 2021