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glanderize 

Verb. The sexual conquest of a female. The act of glanderizing includes flirting, sexual activities, and bragging to your friends of the sexual activities.

Word originates from Ryan Glander, the king of flirtation.
Guy 1: Hey you and April left the party last night. What happened?
Guy 2: Dude. I totally glanderized her.
Guy 2: *Explains in detail the events of last night*
glanderize by Jameson Wolfe May 26, 2009

Flandering 

The act of proselytizing or evangelizing, usually with an annoyingly humble and self-deprecating demeanor. Derived from the name of popular cartoon character Ned Flanders.
They are a sport-shirted, discomforted lot, pacing, puffing feverishly on cigarettes, perspiring freely and flandering furiously. —Misquote of Nicholas Dawidoff, Sports Illustrated, 19 Aug. 1991

slanderize 

to slanderize, you make up lies about people, in the guise of truth

Slanderizing has been often done by politicians and hipsters who think they are cool enough to lie about their friends in a legalistic way.
She slanderized my name when she said that I cheat on exams in American government class.
slanderize by lmp84 December 22, 2010

slanderize 

"jasmin just slanderize me"
slanderize by godb February 11, 2010

Blanderize 

The act of converting a highly flavoursome or spicy dish of african/asian/etc origin, to a bland, dull and less spicy-flavoured version. This consequently makes it suitable for consumption by mainstream english-speaking people who have conservative food tastes. This can also be applied to bland/dull dishes created in the western world but attributed to foreign origins.
The famous curry-influenced cuisine of India was blanderized by the introduction of spiceless packet curry mixes to the shelves of a local supermarket.

Chow mein is a recently created meal of the 20th century, comprising of generic meat, vegetables and spices. It is often attributed to china, but has more local american origins.
Blanderize by polyhistor May 5, 2009

Flaterizer 

Basically an FTM binder but with a different word. It makes the boob say bye-bye.
ftm 1: ya know that feel when you get in bed and you're all comfy, then notice you're still wearing ur flaterizer??
ftm 2: omg yeaaah it fukken suckes dick!
Flaterizer by mychemicalromacexx September 8, 2018