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fisticuffs 

Brown marks on someones sleeve, as a result of fisting
After a good long time together in their room, the two jolly young men emerged. 'Oh there you are!', proclaimed his mother quizingly , 'what have you been up to all afternoon?'. 'Mainly fisting' replied the chipper young lad. 'There's no need to tell me! I can see your fisticuffs, now be a good lad and drop that shirt in the laundry basket, I'll clean the shit off your sleeves just as soon as I'm done polishing your father's dildo, you cheeky little scamp!'
fisticuffs by Wavioli October 29, 2007

fisticuffs 

A pair of handcuffs used to restrain someone whille you violently fist them against their will
odysseus: yo, nigga, yesterday penelope was all 'do the dishes' so i whipped out my favorite pair of fisticuffs and taught that bitch a lesson.
fisticuffs by Maor Cohen May 15, 2006

fisticuffs 

The sexual act of repeatedly ramming your fist in and out of your partner's sphincter, pulling it out without notice and quickly backhanding him/her across the back of the head with your shit smeared hand.
He pushed her down on all fours and proceeded to ram his fist in and out of her sphincter.

"Make. Me. Feel. Like. A. Dirty. Girl," she said.

Then he pulled his fist out of her sphincter without notice and quickly gave her a backhand across the back of the head.

"There, now you're a dirty girl," he said, referring to the shit that had wiped off of his hand and onto her hair during the sexual act of fisticuffs.
fisticuffs by LearnedOne July 7, 2009

fisticuffs 

Me and Hank were really into fisticuffs.
fisticuffs by utard January 13, 2008

fisticuffs 

To manually manipulate one's genitals to the point of orgasm; to masturbate
Yo, last night I found my mom's dirty videos and went to fisticuffs in my room
fisticuffs by PAB(ST) April 20, 2006

Fisticuffs Abortion 

When a pro boxer provides a powerful blow to one's stomach or ovaries effectively ending the life of the child inside of the person.
"Excuse me, Mike Tyson, my ex-girlfriend would like an abortion"

"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."
Fisticuffs Abortion by suneater November 21, 2009

Speak aggressively, engage in fisticuffs 

A Much more classy version of the phrase "Talk Shit, Get Hit"
Guy 1: "MTG Crew. Talk Shit, Get hit"
Guy 2: "Bev. Speak Aggressively, Engage in fisticuffs