failure

A moment of illumination; a chance to reexamine/reconsider one's approach. A necessary byproduct of risk. See also: opportunity.
Failure:

"No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett

Alfred Pennyworth: Took quite a fall, didn't we, Master Bruce?
Thomas Wayne: And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -"Batman Begins"
by Dusty Cioffi May 06, 2008
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failure

some one who is from the state of Ohio
you lived in cincinnati? FAILURE!
by Katie Mac November 07, 2007
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failure

Last night was a failure! At least chocolate, graham crackers, and marshmallows are good separately and not heated.
by unmoutonsvp September 25, 2006
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failure

Jeff is such a failure. He can’t even complete this simple task
by thnksfrthvnm August 11, 2023
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failure

Something that failed.

For a better explanation, google it.
Seriously, go to Google and search for "failure". You'll get a nice laugh, especially if you're a liberal.
by Newbia Leogetti October 01, 2005
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failure

it is to be yelled out after one makes a dumbass move
*Marites trips*
*i point and laugh at her*
"hahahahhah Failure!"
by Giojamz April 18, 2003
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failure

1. to not acomplish what you set out to do.

2. a very good, yet underrated band from the 90's. best described as space rock. a kinda melodic, distortion heavy and dreamy sounding. yet (contradictingly enugh) very down to earth. some of the most personally penatrating lyrics i have ever herd. a favorit band of Maynard James Keenan of tool, whome they opened for occasionally.
1. im not a failure for dropping out of school and buying a van and driving to calafornia to be in a band, because that was my plan all along. hey, at least im expereancing somthing. injoy your desk job, asshole.

2. "The Nurse Who Loved Me" is a song that pretty much sums be up as a person. better than anything alse, really. A perfect circle's verson feels different, but is no less personally beutifull
by The blank way September 05, 2008
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