Faff

What women do. Trying to get something done whilst generally achieving nothing.

It took my wife 2 hours to get ready. 5 minutes to dress and 115 minutes to faff about.

Faff by Dicksplash June 10, 2007

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FAFF

When your fake ass fucking friend fucking stabs you in the fucking back.

"That bitch is a fkin FAFF"
"You got some FAFF ass friends"

FAFF by Faff101 April 14, 2017

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"She has a shaved faff"
"You have a bit of faff showing mate, pull your shorts down a bit"
"Shes got a nice/dirty faff"

Faff by Skapunkmonk September 19, 2004

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The descriptive word for a ladies part. Can also be used to describe a group of ladies.

"Oooo, that's a lovely faff"

"Look at that bit of faff"

"Get that faff over here, I'm all in a tizzy"

Faff by Mark J. Wiggs January 15, 2014

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to build cloud accounts manually, with lots of logging in and out of incognito tabs

"sweet baby jesus, creating cloud accounts is a FAFF at the moment. Bring on the robots"

faff by rkrankls February 24, 2021

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To showboat, musically. To solo excessively and busily. Almost silly...

I want him to take a solo, but he faffs too much

faff by xtz123 January 9, 2008

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well that's okay cause I faffing love you.

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