by mekadis April 3, 2010
When you are so sick (from food poisoning or whatever) that you have to puke and poop at the same time. In fact, you are so sick that you puke into the tank of the toilet, and poop into the bowl at the same time.
Picture an ancient Egyptian painting and how they stand. One hand pointed out front and one pointed back.
Picture an ancient Egyptian painting and how they stand. One hand pointed out front and one pointed back.
"The Egyptian"
Your are puking so bad, and all of a sudden you feel some poop coming out the other side. What ya gonna do? The Egyptian. Get up and straddle the tank. Puke into the tank and poop in the bowl at the same time! That's the Egyptian
Your are puking so bad, and all of a sudden you feel some poop coming out the other side. What ya gonna do? The Egyptian. Get up and straddle the tank. Puke into the tank and poop in the bowl at the same time! That's the Egyptian
by The Original Egyption February 16, 2011
noun
1. Similar to a wet willy an Egyptian Betty is prank in which the prankster spits a loogi onto their finger and sticks it in the victim's ear hole.
1. Similar to a wet willy an Egyptian Betty is prank in which the prankster spits a loogi onto their finger and sticks it in the victim's ear hole.
" I gave Betty White an Egyptian Betty and she loved it"
" My day was going great, until some random guy gave me an Egyptian Betty"
" My day was going great, until some random guy gave me an Egyptian Betty"
by tomalostoma November 7, 2018
A handjob for giant dicks. The dick is held in both hands, one of each side of the body, while the hands move back and forth.
by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020
by Squatter2 April 14, 2009
by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.
by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020