A sexual act involving a ferret going up a trouser leg and not coming back down until the "job" is done and blood is visible.
by Ali Gupter October 16, 2010
Get the Drainpipingmug. tight jeans worn by emo's or wannabemo's who wear bootcut jeans and say omg look at my new drainpipes...
by x..char....x November 28, 2006
Get the drainpipesmug. An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
by DaveZeroZero June 18, 2007
Get the Drainpipe Bonermug. When a middle eastern man (typically from Afghanistan) drills a hole in each side of the head, turning the blood and Brain matter into liquid, and then proceeds to pee through one hole and out the other.
by Lardtoe January 02, 2021
Get the Afghan Drainpipemug. by your mum is fit December 13, 2009
Get the drainpipe jeansmug. 'Last night, I caught my wife playing with an alaskan drainpipe in the bedroom.'
'I looked in the freezer and found my daughter's alaskan drainpipe setting.'
'I looked in the freezer and found my daughter's alaskan drainpipe setting.'
by thatguydave May 27, 2014
Get the alaskan drainpipemug. The act of peeing in a girl's bum, then having here fart over your face, thus covering you in your own urine, like standing under a burst drainpipe
by Biblical Fartings January 26, 2011
Get the Bathgate Drainpipemug.