"...she reached down there and started pulling on my DOAD, and before I knew it, I was seven inches deep in that ho..."
Kevin was the biggest DOAD I ever lived with
Kevin was the biggest DOAD I ever lived with
by playa j-tizzle November 22, 2005
Pass the wank-shaft doad!
by Poo bong nugget jooses November 28, 2003
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Often mistaken for papier-mache sculpture projects, these human-like creatures have a white skin covering similar to partially dried cake frosting, through which a plasma like raspberry syrup often trickles down like blood. They are extremely dangerous and to be avoided at all cost.
by Steve Bailey September 18, 2003
Origin: Conjunction of (dick + toad) noun
1 a: Penile appendage, especially one that is fat, dirty or constantly moist in the manner of a toad.
2.Artificial penile appendage or replacement for 'Dildo', the unique sculptural and animated qualities or transmogrification of real penis lends itself to creature-like naming.
3.One who is 'Doad' like in manner or appearance. May infer stubborness of character. Calling one this lesser known term in public prevents blushing by some nearby women who have overheard and are carrying.
1 a: Penile appendage, especially one that is fat, dirty or constantly moist in the manner of a toad.
2.Artificial penile appendage or replacement for 'Dildo', the unique sculptural and animated qualities or transmogrification of real penis lends itself to creature-like naming.
3.One who is 'Doad' like in manner or appearance. May infer stubborness of character. Calling one this lesser known term in public prevents blushing by some nearby women who have overheard and are carrying.
I should have a belt buckle that says "CAUTION -Extra Wide Doad". Or maybe that girl with the cowboy legs should have it on her purse.
Buncha' dirty doad lickers if you ask me.
Was that dude drunk or just a total doad?
Buncha' dirty doad lickers if you ask me.
Was that dude drunk or just a total doad?
by Dustin crops November 15, 2006
A short stumpy person with a personality that lacks in social skills. Very much like a tree stump. Often time doades have patchy red hair. You can generally hear them rambling on about nothing and often times spit pertrudes out of their mouth during such occasions.
"Dan possessed many doade-like qualities, such as the ability to make everyone hate him and the ever popular ability to look like a tree stump"
by bhirschy February 4, 2004