A short stumpy person with a personality that lacks in social skills. Very much like a tree stump. Often time doades have patchy red hair. You can generally hear them rambling on about nothing and often times spit pertrudes out of their mouth during such occasions.
"Dan possessed many doade-like qualities, such as the ability to make everyone hate him and the ever popular ability to look like a tree stump"
by bhirschy February 04, 2004